Major outage ยท Outage #1
Server Down
Email is down worldwide. Everyone is refreshing. You are the only engineer on call.
- HotTap an overheating server to hotfix it before it dies.
- DownTap a dead server three times: Ctrl, Alt, Del.
- RE:Pop reply-all emails before they flood a server.
- DNSGrab DNS when it shows up. It's always DNS.
Public rage hits 100% and the outage goes global.